I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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