Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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