my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
They took my balls.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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