direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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