Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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