Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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