member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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