i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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