How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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