I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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