Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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