remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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