Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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