pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
