My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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