Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
