Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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