Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
operation harelip BJ is a go
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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