now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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