I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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