I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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