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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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