Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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