Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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