We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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