I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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