First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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