I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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