I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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