1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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