whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
My balls are so social today.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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