Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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