he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Randomize
