Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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