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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I need to stop coming to work sober

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".

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• (+33): View more from France

  Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.

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• (646): View more from New York

  He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.

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  These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct

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• (805): View more from California

  Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.

  (801): View more from Utah

  Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:

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  SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team

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