I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.