im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?