can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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