I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She even gives head with a lisp.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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