That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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