i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I love having hate sex.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Panties = found
Randomize
