Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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