The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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