she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
