Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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