Sponge bath it is.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
