I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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