i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
tell me about the eggs
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