What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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