Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Found the puke drawer
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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