how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You took a bar mat shot.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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