Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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