No awkward lesbian experiences without me
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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