Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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