hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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